This is a worksheet with an ironic poem about what a person eats on each day of the week. It can be used to study days of the week, food (mainly vegetables and fruit), usage of "some" with plural forms and uncountable nouns, or just for rythmical reading. Ask your students to label pictures with names of food or days of the week. Question them about their ideas of such a diet.Tell them to re-write a poem according to their diet.